rule #1
never sell
Red candle? Splendid. Another round for the table, please.
gm, old sportthe poshest cat on solana
a gentleman never sells
Top hat on. Whisky poured. Paws made of pure diamond. While the frogs and dogs scream at every red candle, $GENTLECAT just leans back and sips.
who is this cat?
Once upon a pump, the trenches were full of frogs and dogs screaming at every red candle. Then a cat walked in wearing a top hat. He poured himself a whisky, sank into a leather chair and did the one thing nobody else could do: absolutely nothing. No panic. No paper hands. Just manners.
est. at launch
zero chill lost
rule #1
rule #2
dress for the moon
The top hat stays on at -60%. Especially at -60%.
rule #3
be nice to the lads
Every holder is a member of the club. Tip your hat, share the whisky.
the numbers, old sport
waiting for launch
- buys
- sells
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fairlaunch
live from dexscreener, last sip at -
the gentlemen's gallery
Certified posh memes. Steal them, post them, frame them above the fireplace.
how to join the club
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1
get a wallet
Phantom or Solflare. Guard the seed phrase like the family silver.
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2
grab some SOL
Buy SOL on any decent exchange and send it to your wallet.
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3
check the CA
Use only the links on this page. Fakes wear cheap hats.
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ape in, politely
Swap SOL for $GENTLECAT. Sit back. Never sell.
buy now
pull up a chair,
ser
The leather chair is warm and the decanter is full. The lads are already inside.